Sorbul (The Suck)
Drowner of men. Sucker of water.
Sorb. As in “absorb”. Latin name for a mythical water creature. This one is 2 in 11. Limp and slow. He dwells at the bottom of all waters. He might have scales like a fish. Sucks the water with everything in it including the ones on the banks. Once upon a time they say a woman was sucked together with her child when washing linen near a pond, and the men released the water by breaking the dam, and found them dead on the bottom near the Suck (Sorbul) which they promptly shot dead.
On a brighter note, he also sucks the sea water, because otherwise the level would rise and drown everything on Earth. Sometimes he sucks so much that he takes in all the frogs and that’s why it’s raining frogs. Other times it’s raining men. Oftentimes.
Feminine man of the depths. Some sort of a powerful Merman. Turns things to chaos. Levelling. And at the same time trying to preserve a balance. Watery balance. But it’s wavy. Never quite getting it right.
In Coliere V1, Sorbul E(2,11) is ΣΤΆΛΑ (Drop) [x . . . . . x . . . . . . ]. Two drops in the Sea. It can be split into CAVTERIUM (1,5) followed by SEPVLCRVM (1,6). Branding, owning you in his underwater tomb. Welcome to the Suck.
Homework: Put aside 10-20 minutes for Sorbmaxxing. Stare into a body of water. The Ocean or a glass of water. Exhale for 6, inhale for 5. Repeat this guiding mantra in your head as you breathe slowly1. Stomp or clap on the allCAPS:
Suck-and-then-give-BACK-[.!.] (6) more-than-you-SUCKED-[.!.] (5)
You’ll most likely hyperventilate. You’ll need to do it way slower than the tempo in the video. The syllables plus the exclamation pauses add up to 11. That’ll do. Thank you for your attention on this matter.